Monday, December 13, 2010

monsters under the bed?!?!

once upon a time, a monster graped a little white child wearing purple.
then a little asian child wearing purple.
the end.

the moral of the story is, it doesn't matter what race you are.
you will STILL get graped. the end.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Eggs vs. Bananas

Hello all. I am white girl. In a field of Asians.
I don't know what to say except how white I am.
Two examples:

1. Nick Walton makes egg shapes with his hands when he sees me because eggs are white. And I am white.

2. When I don't tan for dance, I glow on stage. It's a fact

That is all.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

And so, IT BEGINS!

Follow the wild and crazy adventures of some crazy white people and the tame asians...